mintiscream said: What's your career goal after college?

50starsand13bars:

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carrotwithasweettooth:

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

 

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bento-nazo:

oh lord my dash just did a thing *depresses*

bento-nazo:

oh lord my dash just did a thing *depresses*

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cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

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awkwardvagina:

awkwardvagina:

so yesterday i was in london and i tripped up at the tube station and was helped up by this guy so i told my friend

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and just now my friend sent me a link to this craigslist ad 

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I AM IN DISBELIEF 

Update: i have now procured a date

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